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About marko1596 : Open-minded hedonist who writes scripts, lyrics, and short stories. Aspiring to be a film director, screenwriter, and musician.
Favorite movies: Memento, Fight Club, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, The Departed, 12 Angry Men, The Godfather, Oldboy, The Wolf of Wall Street
Favorite directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino
Favorite books: Fight Club, Gone Girl, American Psycho, Lord of the Flies
Favorite artists: Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, RTJ, Radiohead, Swans, Drake, The Weeknd etc... too many to name but you get the picture
Most favorite video game ever: Fallout
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML
Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML
Monday 30 November 2015