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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3513
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About marko1596 : Open-minded hedonist who writes scripts, lyrics, and short stories. Aspiring to be a film director, screenwriter, and musician.

Favorite movies: Memento, Fight Club, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, The Departed, 12 Angry Men, The Godfather, Oldboy, The Wolf of Wall Street

Favorite directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino

Favorite books: Fight Club, Gone Girl, American Psycho, Lord of the Flies

Favorite artists: Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, RTJ, Radiohead, Swans, Drake, The Weeknd etc... too many to name but you get the picture

Most favorite video game ever: Fallout

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marko1596's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43891) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (5685)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11087) - you deserved it (30960)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16103) - you deserved it (30446)

On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46156) - you deserved it (4956)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34197) - you deserved it (3154)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30330) - you deserved it (4175)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Embarassedd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13893) - you deserved it (53527)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (65758)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11943) - you deserved it (93777)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:04am - misc - by probably_the_ex_now (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48776) - you deserved it (2798)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29705) - you deserved it (540335)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75011) - you deserved it (7426)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76356) - you deserved it (3862)

On 07/19/2009 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by kareed3 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (4522)

On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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