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About marko1596 : I'm in love with a girl right now
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML
Today, I finally password-protected mah phone, to protect it from mah friends favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking mah Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked fir 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
TODAY MY MOM VISITED. WHILE SHE WAS USING THE BATHROOM, MY MAN-CHILD OF A HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH HIS PENIS, THINKING IT WAS ME IN THERE. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO FINE HIM STANDING THERE DOING THE "HELICOPTER". FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. big fat FML
today my boyfriend blew me off yet again cuz he claims he has a responsibility as a ( crew leader ) to train and recruit members at all times to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML
Today , my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part . My left leg's been in a cast fir 4 months , and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door . He knew . FML
Friday 27 March 2015