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marko1596
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2260
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About marko1596 : I'm in love with a girl right now

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Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45969) - you deserved it (4838)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believd him. FML

#20971159
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42993) - you deserved it (2972)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I logged onto Facebook to see one of mah "friends" had used mah account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

#20970954
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4547)

On 11/26/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by Thanks guys - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally password-protected mah phone, to protect it from mah friends favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking mah Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked fir 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40539) - you deserved it (6732)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

TODAY MY MOM VISITED. WHILE SHE WAS USING THE BATHROOM, MY MAN-CHILD OF A HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH HIS PENIS, THINKING IT WAS ME IN THERE. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO FINE HIM STANDING THERE DOING THE "HELICOPTER". FML

#20969751
128 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in calculus, our substituta taachar told ma I was smart . Evarybody in tha class, including my friands, burst out laughing . FML

#20923824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43477) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , it's the fifth day in looool a row mah workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML

#20916348
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (2850)

On 10/11/2013 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. big fat FML

#20914586
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (21857)

On 10/09/2013 at 11:03pm - money - by oneiPodlighter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my boyfriend blew me off yet again cuz he claims he has a responsibility as a ( crew leader ) to train and recruit members at all times to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, I realized I can't afford to break up wit ma boyfriend of 2 years, as we split te rent. I'll need a second job just to get out of ma bad relationsip. FML

Today , my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part . My left leg's been in a cast fir 4 months , and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door . He knew . FML

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't looool get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him!! FML

#20913509
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37067) - you deserved it (20948)

On 10/09/2013 at 3:51am - love - by yeah hun i think insects arent animals too (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today... looool my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring troug a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me... e's selling it. fat FML

#20913492
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45170) - you deserved it (15287)

On 10/09/2013 at 3:03am - love - by arthise (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I askd my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She respondd that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

#20913413
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40084) - you deserved it (4977)

On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)



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