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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22768
  • Number of comments : 1904
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)

Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.

I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)

I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)

Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

by WithoutLove / 08/30/2011 at 1:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

by bobin / 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

by hopeless-.- / 08/29/2011 at 11:06am / United States / Intimacy

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

by scruffy / 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

by ChrissySoltys / 05/02/2011 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

by Awkward / 04/25/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

by fatcat117 / 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love