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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20265
  • Number of comments : 1904
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)

Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.

I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)

I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)

Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.

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Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (9420)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12565) - you deserved it (43769)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39124) - you deserved it (5622)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (38618)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

#17652939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26728) - you deserved it (2605)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

#17643019
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (3758)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (5909)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (10041)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15675) - you deserved it (53406)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (7212)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (3455)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

#17625753
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (4715)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (10148)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39405) - you deserved it (5298)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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