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About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)
Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.
I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)
I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)
Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.
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