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About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)
Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.
I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)
I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)
Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.
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Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States
Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:37pm - work - by seriously? - United States
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States
Today, I put my cat in the tub for a bath, as he rolled around in some mud. The second I put my hand on the faucet to turn the water on, he screamed, rather loudly. I yelled in shock, which must have scared him further, as he vigorously attacked my face and pissed on me. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 12:47pm - animals - by GEFStryker - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)
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