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marinus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20562
  • Number of comments : 1904
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)

Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.

I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)

I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)

Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.

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TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (61835)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

yesterday mah dad met mah fiancé's dad for the frst time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested mah dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35975) - you deserved it (2689)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I missd my bus, so I walkd home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3463)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I missd my bus, so I walkd home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3463)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I missd my bus, so I walkd home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3463)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today... mah fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroomhile taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (3869)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (13970)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, an sitting in an hour an a half of traffic, I rememberd I had the day off work. FML

today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (11851)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today , I Hava My Vary Frst Gynacologist Appointmant. I'm 15. My Mom Wants To ( Ba On Tha Safa Sida ) And Maka Sura I'm Not Saxually Activa. This Is My Punishmant 4 Baing A Vrgin. FML

#17688285
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31836) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today... I Received An Email From Boyfriend. It Contained A Link To A Site That Was Titled ( How To Give Head ). It Also Said ( Have A Nice Day! ) FML

#17688076
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (7103)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom cummed stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

#17687810
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (2040)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , aftar months of unamploymant , my only social intaraction was with my postman . FML

#17687802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18741) - you deserved it (4868)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes cummed crashing down an hit my face an neck. She only bought one pair an ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

#17687215
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27402) - you deserved it (2419)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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