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About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)
Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.
I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)
I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)
Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.
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TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML
today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML
Today I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes cummed crashing down an hit my face an neck. She only bought one pair an ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML
Friday 27 March 2015