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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19788
  • Number of comments : 1904
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About marinus : The name is Marinus,
I am dutch by blood, South African by birth, Australian by citizenship and Christian by religion:)

Yea I was born in south africa and move to australia when i was 8 years old. I now live in Perth Western Australia, Studying accounting and financial planning at Curtin University.

I Love rugby! i currently play for the university as the inside centre (no.12)

I am a life guard in the summer break at Adventure World, so if you're from Perth, be sure to stop by and say hi :)

Message me if you wanna chat or ask me anything. I don't bite, I promise.

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Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7694) - you deserved it (60011)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34374) - you deserved it (2569)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35690) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35690) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35690) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20855) - you deserved it (3852)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (13447)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39387) - you deserved it (11581)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

#17688285
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31550) - you deserved it (3068)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

#17688076
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25051) - you deserved it (6895)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

#17687810
75 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML

#17687802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (4815)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

#17687215
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25633) - you deserved it (2301)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (27355)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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