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Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (2838)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (3764)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39507) - you deserved it (8388)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126847) - you deserved it (9464)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



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