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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About marijuanasmoker4 : I like motorcycles...and stuff.

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Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28146) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (83075)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13440) - you deserved it (30286)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)



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