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  • Town/Country : Louisville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1940 (71 years)
  • Number of visits : 1169
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20618) - you deserved it (1965)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36003) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States

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Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3784)

On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)