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Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (2859)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28721) - you deserved it (6929)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version



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