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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (19 years)
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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173 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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129 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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199 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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145 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
182 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
126 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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99 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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