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by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by wow / 11/25/2010 at 2:32am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
by cartrouble / 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
by embaressed / 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
by Anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by itchybollos / 09/16/2010 at 5:04am / Australia / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started… Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah...… Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had…