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maricruz486

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maricruz486

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About maricruz486 : Hi, I should probably fill this out... Well my name is Mari (pronounced with a Spanish accent) I'm a life guard and swim instructor, and a culinary student that is also currently working in the industry.The type of music I listen to is alternative rock, japanese rock, punk, k pop, and what ever isn't slow and relaxing. Because it will put me to sleep. I love watching anime, How I meet your mother and anything that is funny and has cruel humor. Have any questions shoot me a msg.

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Visits<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:52pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:52pm<b>MechanicKayla</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:08pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 6:30pm<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:56pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:20am<b>seemo82</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:06am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:47am<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:30pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:48am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:26am<b>ma12r</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:23pm<b>pooldude</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:07am<b>Arni792</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:14am<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:18pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 5:29pm

Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:47am<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:24am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:26am

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maricruz486's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (2466)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32071) - you deserved it (2230)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30701) - you deserved it (3264)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

#21300935
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (6618)

On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33567) - you deserved it (6471)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48193) - you deserved it (3551)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30496) - you deserved it (5573)

On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (3663)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML

Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

#21235566
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44607) - you deserved it (3746)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML

#21169808
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46343) - you deserved it (14868)

On 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML



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