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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 464
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

#14825701
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (6007)

On 02/03/2011 at 11:42am - misc - by Kere (man) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

#14815475
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (5567)

On 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by hehe -

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36262) - you deserved it (15622)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (6995)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

#14545720
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/11/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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