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Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19635) - you deserved it (47282)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)



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