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Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52087) - you deserved it (16844)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML

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On 07/28/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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