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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30322) - you deserved it (44188)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100761) - you deserved it (5642)

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