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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by rmb131 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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