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mari_gee92
  • Town/Country : Los angeles, Yas
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
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Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10235) - you deserved it (35992)

On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (2302)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)



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