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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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