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mareenadegler
  • Town/Country : simpsonville, South Carolina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mareenadegler : Sup! My name is Mareena. The girl on the right with the blonde hair is my friend Hannah and I'm the girl on the left (: like to know more about me? Just message me

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Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (42351)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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