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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 58 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


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Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16924) - you deserved it (37860)

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