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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About marcodeaux : I'm a real good time, just ask your mom if you don't believe me!

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Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34920) - you deserved it (11985)

On 04/18/2014 at 2:24pm - animals - by hold your horses pony boy - United States

Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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