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by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Madzison / 02/06/2012 at 5:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
by anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 10:59am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by michellenKG / 01/23/2012 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
by wrecked / 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
by needanewphone / 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 9:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by suffersecks / 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by sharky / 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes…