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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1229
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About marbles123 : My names amber :3 I'm in love with my beautiful boyfriend :') I have loads of animals and just check FML for laughs :3

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Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looool looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said ( Hey, how r you, Chris? ). He hugged me back and said ( Hey there cutie,hat's your name? ). fat FML

#4603777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43416) - you deserved it (16945)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML

#4079125
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17514) - you deserved it (50745)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather ary assistant went to prep me for an extraction!! She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood!! She was trying to pull out ( that werd wre thing )!! In other words, my permanent retainer!! FML

#3958624
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63708) - you deserved it (2454)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, boyfriend an were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime model on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his model an it fell on to the floor. He got angry an kicked me out. Apparently, making his model look good was more important than us making love. FML

#3898181
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37999) - you deserved it (11773)

On 07/20/2009 at 2:18am - love - by mchhhoi (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday mah boyfriend calld me to break up with looool me. Immediately after we hung up, I startd crying hysterically. I thought I diald mah best friend, and as soon as the line pickd up, I yelld, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replid, "Yeah, I know I did." big fat FML

#3641578
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43879) - you deserved it (18528)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56288) - you deserved it (6947)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51177) - you deserved it (3100)

On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

#2652874
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50471) - you deserved it (20829)

On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, mah husbandho was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit 4 a good few minuteshilst mah husband was passed out. FML

#2614376
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (5009)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:04pm - health - by scarlett666 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218926) - you deserved it (23807)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning mah cat was dead. Having her putted down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in mah kitchen. FML

#2137962
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54481) - you deserved it (3745)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decidd to procrastinate instead of studying 4 mah really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realizd mah idea of procrastinating was cleaning mah TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

#2069131
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18177) - you deserved it (48250)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday my grandpa told me he can still get arousd even though looool he is 84. Im 32 an have erectile dysfunction. mega FML

#1578524
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61019) - you deserved it (3960)

On 05/02/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by fuckerman - Canada (Ontario)



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