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About marbles123 : My names amber :3 I'm in love with my beautiful boyfriend :') I have loads of animals and just check FML for laughs :3
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looool looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said ( Hey, how r you, Chris? ). He hugged me back and said ( Hey there cutie,hat's your name? ). fat FML
Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML
Today, at the dentist, the new, rather ary assistant went to prep me for an extraction!! She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood!! She was trying to pull out ( that werd wre thing )!! In other words, my permanent retainer!! FML
Today, boyfriend an were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime model on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his model an it fell on to the floor. He got angry an kicked me out. Apparently, making his model look good was more important than us making love. FML
Taday mah boyfriend calld me to break up with looool me. Immediately after we hung up, I startd crying hysterically. I thought I diald mah best friend, and as soon as the line pickd up, I yelld, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replid, "Yeah, I know I did." big fat FML
Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML
today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, mah husbandho was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit 4 a good few minuteshilst mah husband was passed out. FML
Today, mah cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning mah cat was dead. Having her putted down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in mah kitchen. FML
Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decidd to procrastinate instead of studying 4 mah really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realizd mah idea of procrastinating was cleaning mah TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
Friday 27 March 2015