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Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
by heartbroken / 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm / Australia / Love
by malicious_melons / 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
by Jenn / 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by okeythen / 06/30/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Guntherdog / 06/27/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by afraid of flying too / 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 2:55am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Selina / 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Overprotected / 06/19/2013 at 10:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…