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mapleleafs34
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (12281)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19127) - you deserved it (4976)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17933) - you deserved it (5216)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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