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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (5612)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (7589)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38532) - you deserved it (6903)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (4502)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (8106)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35340) - you deserved it (6605)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53667) - you deserved it (9965)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (11949)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML

#10842466
134 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 2:20pm - health - by asstomouth - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38231) - you deserved it (3901)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

#7538814
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24487) - you deserved it (6582)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

#7490681
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23368) - you deserved it (4911)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65623) - you deserved it (4238)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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