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mansfield_j
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4101
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mansfield_j : Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.

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mansfield_j's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (4613)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (5622)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30573) - you deserved it (19154)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (11840)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

#17951348
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39803) - you deserved it (2472)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41950) - you deserved it (2646)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32717) - you deserved it (2878)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (4794)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45466) - you deserved it (6382)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35884) - you deserved it (5203)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42006) - you deserved it (6086)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33970) - you deserved it (3264)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50691) - you deserved it (3293)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50445) - you deserved it (9356)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)



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