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mansfield_j
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3098
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mansfield_j : Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.

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Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (7746)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8973) - you deserved it (26307)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11067) - you deserved it (56733)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
436 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10250) - you deserved it (120782)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (3771)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
175 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

#18644424
86 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm - health - by digressions (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
338 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33108) - you deserved it (4300)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30833) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (17811)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34393) - you deserved it (11203)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)



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