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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42087) - you deserved it (346108)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46870) - you deserved it (8752)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (2147)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (24313)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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