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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

#1012847
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13057) - you deserved it (74483)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

#777672
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171100) - you deserved it (30643)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

#456719
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16084) - you deserved it (117974)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

#310419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13985) - you deserved it (126033)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

#174723
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14233) - you deserved it (47260)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77141) - you deserved it (19032)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35654) - you deserved it (4944)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (356190)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (4960)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47028) - you deserved it (8772)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (24377)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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