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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2449
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

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88 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
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On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with mah child . Not only was she on her periodhen I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showd me was a fake that she'd bought online .

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214 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , My Dad Interruptd My Job Interview With A Phone Call , Just To Say "I Fuckd Yur Mom." No Shit , Dad .

#21199559
114 comments

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On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML

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On 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML

#21191137
96 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today... the girlho broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML

#21166563
81 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around an said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly an turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

#21158187
66 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)



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