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About mansen : I already feel sorry for my distant future lab research colleagues...I have been known to give myself pneumoccocal by accident from a simple lab experiment. In my defense, it was my first time culturing and it looked so cool, I forgot and had to look up close. ...ooops ; P

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Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML


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