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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 August 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About manonthemoon3 : I'm fifteen years old, a grammar nazi, and a lover of rap and dubstep, so hit me up if ya feel the need.
Favorite artists-
1) KiD CuDi
2) Eminem
3) Excision
4) Doctor P
5) Drake
6) Tupac
7) Tyga
8) Flux Pavilion
9) Skrillex
10) Bone Thugs and Harmony

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Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44302) - you deserved it (2987)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)



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