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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2816
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44965) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (7865)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51151) - you deserved it (9279)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39412) - you deserved it (4005)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42075) - you deserved it (6259)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31249) - you deserved it (11551)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11229) - you deserved it (48851)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33105) - you deserved it (6419)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

#15866600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (2276)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39058) - you deserved it (21243)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (9910)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (446855) - you deserved it (64239)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

#1387325
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24226) - you deserved it (121794)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (502022) - you deserved it (31079)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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