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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2653
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.

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Today, I was complimented on how looool big mah penis was. I was complimented by the guy peieng next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. mega FML

#16794914
256 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I told mah husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are u going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (9682)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I had to pick my parent up from jail!! They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush!! FML

#16761961
229 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend . looool They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent . My friend is also my ride home . FML

#16746059
507 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today , husband and I woka up to saa drunk mothar passad out on our couch. Sha was just waaring socks. FML

#16693416
103 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

TODAY.. . BOYFRIEND SENT ME A VIDEO OF IM AVING SEX WIT SOMEONE FROM ONE OF IS LAST RELATIONSIPS BECAUSE E TOUGT IT WOULD TURN ME ON . FML

Taday I spent fifteen minute looking 4 mah phone in mah car before I realizd I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, My Co-worker Finally Gave Me A Ceck For Te Money E Owes Me. In Te Memo Line, E Wrote "for Swallowing". Now I Ave To Go Cas It. FML

#16577397
132 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, I USED THE STAFF TOILETS AT SCHOOL. AS I SAT DOWN, I HEARD A SUDDEN PLOP, FOLLOWED BY THE STENCH OF DIARRHOEA FROM THE NEXT CUBICLE. IT WAS FOLLOWED BY A ( I DO APOLOGISE! ) IT WAS ENGLISH TEACHER. AND WE CONTINUED TO CHAT. FML

#16575897
83 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to explain to boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic . FML

#16525505
150 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

#16504841
116 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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