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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3232
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.

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Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50313) - you deserved it (7635)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38903) - you deserved it (10081)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49818) - you deserved it (4119)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58592) - you deserved it (7175)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (3479)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36563) - you deserved it (9703)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16154) - you deserved it (59373)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38232) - you deserved it (6794)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

#16575897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (7345)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50067) - you deserved it (12630)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42020) - you deserved it (6510)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55615) - you deserved it (7944)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67686) - you deserved it (4002)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

#16504841
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33952) - you deserved it (10444)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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