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manny2
  • Town/Country : Costa Mesa, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1162
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.

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Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (3004)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40450) - you deserved it (6546)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (7369)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (3366)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
500 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46924) - you deserved it (5175)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (2445)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27325) - you deserved it (7185)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

#16673986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55410) - you deserved it (3802)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States

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Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11961) - you deserved it (42428)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28251) - you deserved it (5101)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

#16575897
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (5232)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39355) - you deserved it (9030)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (4719)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44597) - you deserved it (5739)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54693) - you deserved it (2833)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)



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