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About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML
Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015