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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2652
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About manny2 : I hate school, but I like to hang out with my friends. I love jokes and I like to have fun.

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Taday I finally lost virginity. In boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (39055)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (10000)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

yesterday my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspring to kill us. FML

#17487537
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30293) - you deserved it (3565)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Little Brother Proudly Informed Me That He Found A Way To Suck Pool Water Up His Asshole . FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (13707)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, my 17 year old askd looool me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raisd this dumbass. FML

#17302566
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (17096)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says ( Oh! I thought u guys went extinct . ) This is the country I live in . FML

#17297056
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (3347)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

today mah entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32742) - you deserved it (2761)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

TODAY, I GAVE MA DAD A BROCURE FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT . HIS RESPONSE? TROWING A CAIR OUT TE WINDOW . FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34983) - you deserved it (6879)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (8317)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (11736)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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