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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 849
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About manmoosewaffel : I play guitar, piano, and saxaphone. Politics are my passion (Liberal and a democrat), adult swim is funny. i lift and run daily. i stay up till around 4 or 5. i just recently started my life 100% sober and smoke free. I like girls too :) Im Irish and proud. Graduated in 09. goin to college in fall of 2010. i do anything and everything. you message me and i will hit you back. so get at me, im a nice guy lol :)

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Today, I went to a school committee meeting. I sat opposite my boyfriend. To get his attention I began stroking his crotch area with my leg. The principal stood up 5 minutes later pulling me under the table. My tights were caught in his zipper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7971) - you deserved it (32807)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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