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Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (2175)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:14am - health - by u wot? (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML


Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30765) - you deserved it (5681)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (4668)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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