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About maneater8 : Hey:) I'm Brielle I love to dance
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Today, I stayed in a otel near te college I was applying for a scolarsip. We were eating breakfast and tere were some oter applicant in te breakfast room. As we walked away, my moter yelled, "My daugter's gonna get tis scolarsip so tere's no reason for u muddafucka to sow up." FML
2day I took mah grandma to wat I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word ( cunt ), which prompted her to ask wat that word meant in a loud ( whisper ). She followed up even more loudly with, ( Does that mean pussy? ) FML
today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML
Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
Today, Mah Ex-grlfriend Was Supposed To Pick Up Her Things . I Decided To Take A Nap . Thrty Minutes Later, I Woke Up With Two Police Officers Hammering On Mah Door . They'd Come To Get Mah Ex-grlfriend's Things An Said They Were "watching Me." That's The Last Time I Date A Cop's Daughter . FML
Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML
Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML
Friday 27 March 2015