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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

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121 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

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106 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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443 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)



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