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About mandyrozrox : I hope you're looking at my profile because I said something witty, not stupid.

I am not a troll.

I have no idea why I chose such a stupid username.

reading this is a waste of your time, so I'm gonna go and let you read the new FML's and whatever.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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