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About mandyrozrox : I hope you're looking at my profile because I said something witty, not stupid.
I am not a troll.
I have no idea why I chose such a stupid username.
reading this is a waste of your time, so I'm gonna go and let you read the new FML's and whatever.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 2 October 2015