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TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO, WHEN THERE IS A CONFLICT, WILL JUST SCREAM "I LOVE YOU" OVER AND OVER HOPING THAT IT WILL SOLVE ITSELF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK THE PROBLEM OUT. MEGA FML

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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today It Was Both Mah An Mah Stepmother's Birthday . In Preparation, Mah Dad Bought A Huge Banner With Mah Stepmother's Name On It, An A Lovely Birthday Cake . When I Told Him It Was Also Mah Birthday, He Just Grunted An Taped A Post-it Note To The Banner With Mah Name On It . Same With The Cake . FML

#14853922
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On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML

#14852501
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today I woke up with a migrane , so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous , so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

#14851350
81 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 11:13am - health - by Screwed in Seattle - United States (California)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, mah cat pissed in mah zen garden. FML

#14718702
96 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
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I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Yesterday a month after my 21st brthday I receivd my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the brthday cuz I was hammerd. However I calld my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me had Chlamydia. FML

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On 01/11/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I Was At Friand's Housa!! Wa Wara Looking At Har Dad's Guns , And I Was Axplaining Gun Safaty And How U Should Navar Put Yur Fingar On Tha Triggar!! I Than Shot A Hola In Tha Floor Of Har Housa!! Raal FML

#14449374
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I discoverd y my house smells lyk death!! Apparently, cuz of the rain, ahole looool load of worms crawld into my garage and did!! They're everywhere!!

#14291054
118 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, te guy wo got off wen te elevator's doors opend ad a very embarrassd look on is face!! I didn't tink anyting of it till te doors closd!! Turns out e was running away from is deadly fart!! FML

#14242742
50 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, an she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not mah birthday, it's her ex's.

#14200439
93 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -

Today, I went to meet the grl I'd been talking to online for ahile, an fallen in love with. When I arrivd at her house, my brother answerd the door an took a picture of my shockd face. He an his grlfriend had plannd the entre thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. real FML

#14191848
139 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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