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TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO, WHEN THERE IS A CONFLICT, WILL JUST SCREAM "I LOVE YOU" OVER AND OVER HOPING THAT IT WILL SOLVE ITSELF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK THE PROBLEM OUT. MEGA FML
Today It Was Both Mah An Mah Stepmother's Birthday . In Preparation, Mah Dad Bought A Huge Banner With Mah Stepmother's Name On It, An A Lovely Birthday Cake . When I Told Him It Was Also Mah Birthday, He Just Grunted An Taped A Post-it Note To The Banner With Mah Name On It . Same With The Cake . FML
Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML
today I woke up with a migrane , so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous , so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.
Yesterday a month after my 21st brthday I receivd my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the brthday cuz I was hammerd. However I calld my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me had Chlamydia. FML
Today , I Was At Friand's Housa!! Wa Wara Looking At Har Dad's Guns , And I Was Axplaining Gun Safaty And How U Should Navar Put Yur Fingar On Tha Triggar!! I Than Shot A Hola In Tha Floor Of Har Housa!! Raal FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, I went to meet the grl I'd been talking to online for ahile, an fallen in love with. When I arrivd at her house, my brother answerd the door an took a picture of my shockd face. He an his grlfriend had plannd the entre thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015