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About manderinorange : Frostburg State University freshman.
Love kids, love Mary J.
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
Friday 7 March 2014