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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22809
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mandark : what is this i don't even

mandark's page activity

Visits<b>cobldude</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:10am<b>FMLDailyWCiF</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 9:43pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 5:18pm<b>machone</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 10:15am<b>shebewoofle</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 7:55am<b>Hoboishguy</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:20am<b>Farklez</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Jonny_Blaze0017</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 6:52pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:40pm<b>L0rdAsgore</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 2:52pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:52pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 9:45pm<b>hectic88</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:05am<b>arioch</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 2:48am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:07pm<b>Hunter1154</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:33am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 6:30am<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:52am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:18pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 5:07am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:03pm

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mandark's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

by thats_not_good / 05/28/2009 at 2:15pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

by thankskimi / 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids