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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22682
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mandark : what is this i don't even

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Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61227) - you deserved it (10591)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

#2959113
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54167) - you deserved it (4508)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (79236)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
568 comments

I agree, your life sucks (544265) - you deserved it (38338)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258291) - you deserved it (88110)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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