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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21990
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mandark : what is this i don't even

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mandark's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

#9111190
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (23588)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24409) - you deserved it (3033)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

#8886526
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6219) - you deserved it (23094)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am - intimacy - by laydeegaga -

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6040) - you deserved it (39861)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17743) - you deserved it (5746)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (4502)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4810) - you deserved it (56509)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (7605)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (6157)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

#7876510
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26407) - you deserved it (4265)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25230) - you deserved it (12567)

On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16602) - you deserved it (41632)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46051) - you deserved it (2166)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8080) - you deserved it (56895)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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