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mandafager

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2885
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mandafager : I love the band Grizzly Bear, I read a lot, and find this generation's girls very annoying.
I've been told that I am too smart for my own good. Yay.
About my username: it's parts of my real name. For some odd reason, people started calling me "mandafager", and unfortunately, it stuck.

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The Mixer

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mandafager's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3380)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 19-year-old, looool long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to typehile in his Spider-Man suit . It's non-negotiable . FML

#20940116
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36600) - you deserved it (14248)

On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I decided to get over mah lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have mah photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know fir Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44149) - you deserved it (6849)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, I found out mah 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant !! mega FML

Today, I faild hard at a color tast. I thought it was a joka bacausa most of tha color lookd tha sama to ma. Now I know why paopla laugh at clotha color choicas. FML

#20936339
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45284) - you deserved it (3142)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47612) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I witnessd ma boyfriend taking a dump in te litter box. He said e wantd to know wat it felt like 4 te cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had an looool anxiety attackhen I learnd that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store an sit in my car. FML

#20930715
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (8295)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday We Had To Give A Surprise Speech In Speech Class On Two Of Our Best An Closest Friends!! My First Friend Was Mah Mom!! I Had To Make Up The Other One!! Mega FML

#20926629
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (4908)

On 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by nofriends - United States

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4778)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today... I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV an being watchd by a real audience. FML

#20925533
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34104) - you deserved it (5646)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (9356)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42373) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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