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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3643
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mandafager : I love the band Grizzly Bear, I read a lot, and find this generation's girls very annoying.
I've been told that I am too smart for my own good. Yay.
About my username: it's parts of my real name. For some odd reason, people started calling me "mandafager", and unfortunately, it stuck.

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Fucked!<b>Diestref</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 5:49pm

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mandafager's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

#20993552
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38956) - you deserved it (6763)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68279) - you deserved it (3724)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

#20978310
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (25831)

On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44500) - you deserved it (4168)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

#20974447
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57962) - you deserved it (4268)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

#20973574
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48521) - you deserved it (4032)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

#20968767
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39288) - you deserved it (6042)

On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I was watching TV when my sister-in-law called me, laughing. It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs. Again. My brother is 29. FML

#20957769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38152) - you deserved it (2818)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by AshlynnPrime - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (3503)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

#20940116
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (14265)

On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (6860)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

#20936339
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45408) - you deserved it (3149)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47728) - you deserved it (4304)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46704) - you deserved it (5562)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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