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About mandafager : I love the band Grizzly Bear, I read a lot, and find this generation's girls very annoying.
I've been told that I am too smart for my own good. Yay.
About my username: it's parts of my real name. For some odd reason, people started calling me "mandafager", and unfortunately, it stuck.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML
Today I decided to get over mah lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have mah photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know fir Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML
2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.
Friday 27 March 2015