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mandafager

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2893
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mandafager : I love the band Grizzly Bear, I read a lot, and find this generation's girls very annoying.
I've been told that I am too smart for my own good. Yay.
About my username: it's parts of my real name. For some odd reason, people started calling me "mandafager", and unfortunately, it stuck.

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mandafager's favorite FMLs

my sister introducd me to her new, deaf boyfriend . She proudly proclaimd that she was trying to leren sign language fir his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips . I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same fir me fir 20 goddamn yeres . FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (2858)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44184) - you deserved it (4982)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ad a date wit a man wo works as a psyciatrist. He diagnosd me wit borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (6214)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42838) - you deserved it (6231)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today , three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on , or I'm the world's ugliest woman. fat FML

#21137630
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52722) - you deserved it (5181)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (3284)

On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah girlfriend informd me that during the night, I shot up in bd and whimperd terefully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decidd to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. mega FML

#21124489
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (4683)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . mah teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years . Surprised an excited that he showed so much dedication to something.. . I volunteered to read it . I'm only on page 16 an it's absolute drivel.. . with grammar that makes mah eyes bleed . Only 281 pages to go . FML

#21120593
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39421) - you deserved it (6075)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

TODAY, I TOLD MY BOYFRIEND THE DENTIST SAID MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS HIGH. HE WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THE FACT THAT THE DENTIST TOOK MY BLOOD PRESSURE THAN MY BLOOD PRESSURE BEING HIGH. FML

#21095607
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (9469)

On 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)



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