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mandadarling
  • Town/Country : Farmington, USA
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About mandadarling : Hi.
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I'm an EMT and 90% of my life involves FML, either reading the site or thinking it :)

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Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17411) - you deserved it (56574)

On 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version



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