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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 722
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mandacleary : cast your stones, cast your judgment, you don't make me who I am

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Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 1:26am - work - by viperplay53 - United States

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML


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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML


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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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