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Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 12:47am / United States (New York) / Love
by mlove / 09/06/2010 at 4:35am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
by prego / 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by missalexa / 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by k.love / 06/22/2010 at 8:59am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
by Aciliveth / 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by nick_of_time / 05/23/2010 at 10:23am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by kmang33 / 04/02/2010 at 7:24am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Kid / 03/17/2010 at 5:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Kids
Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML
by argh / 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health
by jewel87 / 03/12/2010 at 11:39am / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
by Brandee / 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/03/2010 at 1:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML
by bun593 / 02/26/2010 at 8:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work